Background:

I'm currently a college student at a relatively small but excellent community college in a beautiful rural valley in the Pacific Northwest, where I've been living since before the first Bush administration. To emphasize the joys of rural life, I'd like to sing the theme song from "Green Acres" here, but that would be off-topic.

In strict compliance with appropriately concerned FDA regulations, my code is 100% organically grown.


General Experience:

I also have experience crafting hand-coded page designs and HTML layouts and web graphics with Adobe PhotoShop 6. I have had several years experience using JavaScript to create dynamic web content using client-side scripts. I also have had years of experience using Macromedia Flash MX to create dynamic and efficient streaming web content. (and very pretty, too) I have created web sites (not big ones, mind you) for several organizations, including my old school district.

As an added bonus, I'm also good at manipulating buzz-words. Watch this: I plan to proactively leverage resources in a multitasking environment to create market-driven synergies. Brain buzzing yet? Well now you know where the name comes from.


Previous Occupations:

I was also offered a job in a community education program to teach a class on JavaScript and associated web technologies, which at the time I could not accept due to time constraints.

I currently maintain a section of a large video game-related site, which I unfortunately cannot disclose because it contains direct contact information.