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//**************************************
// Name: Linux Source Code
// Description:Source Code to Linux
// By: drach
//
//
// Inputs:User, KickAssSystem
//
// Returns:GoodExperience
//
//Assumes:I wrote this code after seeing the windows code for the 50 thousandth time. If this was not original of me, i apologize. It is original code tho.
//
//Side Effects:Hate for Windows
//This code is copyrighted and has limited warranties.
//Please see http://www.Planet-Source-Code.com/xq/ASP/txtCodeId.520/lngWId.3/qx/vb/scripts/ShowCode.htm
//for details.
//**************************************
#include <iostream.h>
#Include <textmsgs.h>
#include <no_drvrs.h>
#define MINS = 1
#Define WEEKS = 7
void main()
{
If !(Linux,Installed==True)
{
cout<<"What took so long?";
Wipe(windows_partitions_all);
Wait(MINS);
While !(is_bloated)
{
Install_full_load(RedHat);
bloat();
Install_full_load(KDE);
Install_full_load(Gnome);
Install_full_load(Apache);
}
cout<<"Happy Now?";
cin>>"Yes, of course.";
}
Reboot();
Send_msg_to_redmond("Nah nah nah nah nahnah");
Tongue.Stick_Out_@_Bill();
Linus.tip(*$$);
Wait(WEEKS);
cout<<"Isn't there a new distribution available?";
}
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